Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the
ground that aren't as good, but easy....... So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women
who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
And.. Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the @#$% out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with. |